Principal+Poetry

DAVE There once was a man named Dave, Who his life to the Dept he gave. He worked hard on his wiki, Until it got worn out and sticky, To the computer he is now a slave.

Hugh

There once was a man named Hugh, Who often expounded the view, That his work was unfair For one so debonair. But he needed the South Kempsey crew.

Gary

There once was a man named Gary, Who would never be one to tarry. Until one day When his SAM went away And he had OASIS to carry.